This is not a boo-hoo story about feeling sorry for myself, even though it starts out that way; This is about how I discovered the neighborhood of Seattle in a way I might never have experienced otherwise… A few months ago I started talking to Jenny online, and jenny was a knockout, a college student in Seattle that worked as an exotic dancer at night, and looking back on it now, this all seems adore a giant lie, however at the time I bought it.
After a while I decided I wanted to meet Jenny and bought a plane ticket to Seattle for a surprise visit, when I landed in the Seattle airport, I got a text from Jenny saying that she was sorry, however couldn’t meet me, however of course Jenny was not an exotic dancer, she was a middle old guy who worked in a Seattle cannabis dispensary! I had been catfished, and now I was in Seattle for several days with nowhere to go and no one to see! To make matters worse, I was surrounded by cannabis dispensaries however was afraid to go inside any of them.
I knew the guy who catfished myself and others worked in a Seattle cannabis dispensary, and I didn’t want to risk running into him. The chances of that happening were slim, because there are literally a hundred unusual cannabis dispensaries in the neighborhood of Seattle, but seriously, I’ve never seen so more than 2 cannabis shops in our whole life! Instead I walked aimlessly around the gorgeous neighborhood of Seattle, and as fortune would have it, I ended up meeting someone special after all.