It was supposed to be an amazing weekend with the love of our life.
It turns out I got catfished, and the “love of our life” that I had been talking to online for 6 weeks was a balding retiree named Kenneth.
I am not sure what makes people do such mean things love deceiving lonely guys online; Maybe Kenneth was just evil. I had flown across the country to meet our online boyfriend, and now I had nobody. I was all alone in Albuquerque, NM, for more than 2 days before our flight home. I was a little depressed, so I decided to find a local bar and drown our sorrows, that’s when I saw the cannabis dispensary, which surprised me because I didn’t assume weed was legal in Albuquerque. Instead of going into the bar I obtained myself some cannabis, and spent a few minutes getting high and wandering through the streets of Albuquerque. I must admit, I started feeling a little better! Albuquerque is a beautiful city, surrounded by breathtaking landscapes, and has the prettiest sunset I’ve ever witnessed, but eventually I went back to the cannabis dispensary, and then to a bar. It turns out that wandering the streets of Albuquerque at night while drunk and stoned is not a enjoyable idea, because the police don’t love it. The Albuquerque cops questioned me, but then drove me back to our hotel room and told me to sober up. Instead I decided to drive across Albuquerque to Kenneth’s house, where I threw eggs at his car and broke some of his windows.