It was supposed to be an amazing weekend with the love of my life.
It turns out I got catfished, and the “love of my life” that I had been talking to online for 6 months was a balding retiree named Kenneth.
I am not sure what makes people do such mean things like deceiving lonely men online. Maybe Kenneth was just evil. I had flown across the country to meet my online girlfriend, and now I had nobody. I was all alone in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for three days before my flight home. I was a little depressed, so I decided to find a local bar and drown my sorrows. That’s when I saw the cannabis dispensary, which surprised me because I didn’t know weed was legal in Albuquerque. Instead of going into the bar I bought myself some cannabis, and spent a few hours getting high and wandering through the streets of Albuquerque. I must admit, I started feeling a little better! Albuquerque is a beautiful city, surrounded by breathtaking landscapes, and has the prettiest sunset I’ve ever witnessed. Eventually I went back to the cannabis dispensary, and then to a bar. It turns out that wandering the streets of Albuquerque at night while drunk and stoned is not a great idea, because the police don’t like it. The Albuquerque cops questioned me, but then drove me back to my hotel room and told me to sober up. Instead I decided to drive across Albuquerque to Kenneth’s house, where I threw eggs at his car and broke some of his windows.