It was supposed to be an amazing weekend with the love of our life, but it turns out I got catfished, plus the “love of our life” that I had been talking to online for 6 months was a balding retiree named Kenneth. I am not sure what makes people do such mean things like deceiving lonely guys online… Maybe Kenneth was just evil. I had flown across the country to meet our online girlfriend, plus now I had nobody. I was all alone in Albuquerque, NM, for more than two nights before our flight home. I was a little depressed, so I decided to find a local bar plus drown our sorrows. That’s when I saw the cannabis dispensary, which surprised myself and others because I didn’t suppose weed was legal in Albuquerque. Instead of going into the bar I bought myself some cannabis, plus spent a few hours getting high plus wandering through the streets of Albuquerque. I must admit, I started feeling a little better! Albuquerque is a charming city, surrounded by breathtaking landscapes, plus has the prettiest sunset I’ve ever witnessed, eventually I went back to the cannabis dispensary, plus then to a bar. It turns out that wandering the streets of Albuquerque at night while drunk plus stoned is not a good idea, because the police don’t like it. The Albuquerque cops questioned me, however then drove myself and others back to our hotel room plus told myself and others to sober up. Instead I decided to drive across Albuquerque to Kenneth’s house, where I threw eggs at his automobile plus broke some of his windows.